Girls, you better hold onto your boyfriends
New Years Day is traditionally spent in our house watching one of the marathons that show on cable. Primarily we tune into The Twilight Zone, but this year I had to turn it over to Cartoon Network for their Looney Tunes marathon. It’s a very rare sight to see a Looney Tunes cartoon on TV. For most people my age who grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons, we know the majority of the episodes back and forth. So it was easy to spot the censoring.
Now, I already knew that Cartoon Network censored Looney Tunes. Back in 2001, they held a “June Bugs” marathon, where they showed almost every Bugs Bunny cartoon made. I say almost, because there was one that is part of the “Censored Eleven” and a few others that are pretty damn racist. I have no problem with not showing those on TV. (Although for those who really want to see them, there are ways to obtain them. Unofficially though, of course.)
My issue comes with censoring within the cartoons they show. Some of it I can deal with, like taking out the blackface parts. One cartoon’s censoring though just really pissed me off. It’s one of my favorites: “Show Biz Bugs”
Bugs and Daffy are performing on stage, and Daffy gets increasingly mad because he’s not getting the adoration and applause he thinks he deserves. So he starts sabotaging Bugs Bunny’s acts, but even then it doesn’t work in his favor. So at the end, he gets into his devil costume and performs his best act. He swallows a list of items, like gun powder, gasoline, nitroglycerin, gunpowder, and uranium 238, then jumps around to shake well before swallowing a lit match. It blows him up, killing him of course, but he then gets everyone’s applause. He knows it is great, but he “can only do it once”.
Over the years, the ending has been cut. At first they just cut a couple of items from the list, like the gasoline or the nitroglycerin. That in itself made me mad. Why cut it to PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!1!1! when they shouldn’t be able to get their hands on gas or gunpowder to begin with??? I remember watching it during June Bugs, and it was cut even more. I believe he just swallowed one item, maybe the gasoline, then the match.
This time? It ended right after Daffy blew up the xylophone. That’s it. NO final act.
It’s a crime already that kids don’t get to see Looney Tunes, but instead get several channels of crappy cartoons. Spongebob not withstanding. But now it makes me extra glad that we have stated buying all the Looney Tunes Golden Collections for us and Baby Grrl. (”Show Biz Bugs” is included in volume 2, uncut like every other cartoon on the DVDs.) She’ll get to grow up with Bugs Bunny like every kid should, so that when she hears Wagner, her first instinct is to sing “Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!”
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